Mostly containing definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary.

• A depressed person: Someone who must TRY to be happy.
• The masterbatorium: the room in which a man keeps his PC.
• Penisn’t: the vagina.
• Voodon’t: technology.
• Existentially Challenged: Dead.
• Assassinine: Doing something stupid enough to get someone killed.
• Screwage: The bad stuff that goes along with moving a relationship to the “next level” of having sex.