Making an enemy first requires an enemy kit.

Detritus well, detritus badly, detritus how detritus.

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”– just imagine what it could to for a woman.

Hiaku

They say he is gay
and that is ok. It’s not for
me, but c’est la vie.
— For cousin Dale Russel, I ask my family: did being gay mean he deserved to die alone? You see– haiku CAN rhyme!

No eternal re-<shatnerize/>
ward shall forgive us now for
wasting the dawn, Jack.
— Jim Morrison for everything but the “Jack”.

Haiku mania
grips my eternally grate-<shatnerize/>
ful soul to its core.

Are you paranoid,
or just acutely aware
of what’s going on?

A boy has never
wept nor dashed a thousand kim,
Don’t make no bull moves
— From the last words of Dutch Schultz (Arthur Flegenheimer), mob killer, psychopath and deathbed poet.

Programming: tricking
smart sand into doing what
we feel is useful.

You dare ask whither?
Hither, thither and yon, son.
Daughter, tend the fire.
— Misogyny in family dealings

Where I come from no-<shatnerize/>
body knows, and where I’m go-<shatnerize/>
ing everyone goes.
— Portrait of Jenny (a great film), also from “The portrait” by The Damned.

Better mute and thought
the fool than open your mouth
and confirm the fact.

Narcissism is
a yearning for pleasing mirrors
in a darkened room

Misogyny feels
like he doth protest too much
at woman’s power

Rumors of tumors,
CAT Scan, PET Scan, biopsy
Hodgkin’s Lymphoma